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Top 10 List

February 23, 2010 by  
Filed under Patricia's Journey

Top 10 ways you know you have had a chemotherapy experience

When someone asks if you have a port, you know they’re not referring to red wine.

You have the world’s most expensive Braziliian wax job.

You are moved to tears by the kindness of people.

You are thrilled at the growth of new hair anywhere on your body.

Your son nicknames you Baldilocks.

You have a Bucket List…no kidding.

When you whine about losing your hair, you will clobber the next person that says “it will grow back”.

“All we can do is pray” is the first thing we say, not the last.

Anyone who asks if you have made plans for your final ceremony…should duck.

Screaming is good, however, it is best done while alone in your car with the windows closed

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